Friday, August 11, 2006
here it isIn order to assure the highest level of quality work and productivity from pupils, it is shown in our policy to keep all pupils well taught through our progam of SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TEACHING(S.H.I.T)
We're trying to provide our pupils-S.H.I.T than anyone else. If you feel that you dont receive our share of S.H.I.T on the course, please see your lecturer. You'll be immediately placed on top of the S.H.I.T list and our teachers are especially skilled at seeing that you get all the S.H.I.T you can handle. Pupils who dont take their S.H.I.T will be placed in DEPARTMENTAL EDUCATIONAL EVALUATION PROGRAM(D.E.E.P.S.H.I.T)
Those who fail to take D.E.E.P.S.H.I.T seriously will have to go to EDUCATIONAL ATTITUDE TRAINING(E.A.T.S.H.I.T)
Since our teachers took S.H.I.T before they graduate, they dont have to do S.H.I.T anymore and are all full of S.H.I.T. If you are full of S.H.I.T, you may be interested in a job teaching others. We can add your name to our BASIC UNDERSTANDING LECTURE LIST(B.U.L.L.S.H.I.T).
For pupils who are intending to pursue a career in management, we'll refer you to the Dept of MANAGERIAL PERATIONAL RESEARCH EDUCATION(M.O.R.E.S.H.I.T). This course emphasizes how to manage MORESHIT. If you have further questions, please direct them to our HEAD of TEACHING, SPEACIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING(H.O.T.S.H.I.T)
Boss in General, Special High Intensity Teaching(B.I.G.S.H.I.T)
Sincerely,
D.U.M.B S.H.I.T
Director Under the Michigan bureau of Super High Intensity Teaching
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